Saturday, October 20, 2007

Saturday 20th October 2007

The Guardian JobMatch team have identified an opportunity that may be of interest to you.

The advertiser is UNITED UTILITIES LTD and the title of the vacancy they are advertising is Business Development Manager x3.

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The Guardian Jobs Team

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Now, I am slightly more certain that the Guardian Jobs Team is trying to lay down the gauntlet, as it were. Again, I have not heard from Guardian Jobs in two months but since I sent them the e-mail to see if they are interested in my quest, I have received a couple of jobs. I may be being paranoid, but the way they have signed off with kind regards, makes me suspicious. Once more unto the breach, Guardian Jobs Team, I can not refuse your challenge.

Job: Business Development Manager x3,

Should it not be Jobs? Ah well, it is the Guardian.

Thank you for applying for the position of : Business Development Manager x3.
App. Source :

If you would like to view the job advert, please click here
Applying for this job should only take a few minutes. Fill in the Personal Details form making sure that your email address and phone numbers are up to date. Then upload any documents requested e.g. CV. When your application is complete you will receive an acknowledgement by email for your records. Your application is then ready to be considered for shortlisting.
When you are ready to begin your application click "Next ".

Acknowledge *
Print Your Application

Your application will shortly be acknowledged by email to the following address:
my e-mail address
All relevant details of your application will be included in this acknowledgement for further reference.
You have now completed the initial online application process. Your application will now be reviewed as soon as possible. Should we require any further information or require you to participate in the selection process you will be contacted.
Thank you for applying.

There that was easy. I still don't trust the on-line application process though, so I will expect to be declined within a couple of minutes.

'With a name like Guinness you might think our brand was pretty good already.'

Fantastic! A job working for Guinness! However:

'Today we have no connection with the brewery, but we're proud of our heritage and keen to build on our reputation as one of the country's largest providers of housing.'

Oh pants.

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