Monday 5th November 2007
Applications: 58 Rejections: 4 Replies: 19 (18 if you count human) + Bonus Job x 2! Withdrawn applications: 1
The Zygos Partnership (remember them) have finally turned me down:
RESEARCH CONSULTANT POSITION
Thank you for your email enclosing a copy of your CV with reference to the above role which I have read with care.
There have been a number of candidates who more closely match the skills set and experience required for this position, so unfortunately on this occasion, you have not been successful in your application.
Nevertheless, may I take this opportunity to thank you for writing to The Zygos Partnership and wish you every success with your future career.
The Zygos Partnership
15 Sloane Square
Oh well, at least I won't be found hanging from Neap Bridge.
I have been looking at the jobs on page ten. As discussed above, well I say discussed, more mentioned. The jobs on this page are no more, they have expired, they have ceased to be.
Dear reader, please feel free to let your mind wander as I mention all of the expired jobs and their apply-by dates on this page:
The Guardian (5/10/07) media research data analyst, Marketing Officer for the NCB (14/10/07), Senior Marketing Officer and Press Officer for the Warrington Borough Council (11/10/07), Communications and administration Officer for the UK Coalition Against Poverty (24/10/07), Head of Finance for RICHMIX (12/10/07), Marketing Assistant at Fairfield Halls Croydon (12/10/07).
One little gem at the end does not have a reply by date! English Language Sales Manager for Ivy Group.
Apparently, I have to apply to someone called Alistair Campbell.
It can't be.
I note with some considerable interest your position for English Language Sales Manager advertised in The Guardian dated 29/09/07.
Firstly, are you really Alistair Campbell?
If so, I have bought your book, The Tony Blair Years. I have to admit that I have been a bit busy recently, so I have not had a chance to read it from cover to cover. However, whenever I get a spare couple of weeks, I will give it my full attention.
I am not sure exactly what the advertisement meant. Do I have to sell the English language to other people?
I would welcome some clarification on this matter.
I have attached my CV for your perusal, and I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Well let's see what happens.
End of page ten!